Step 1: Comment on a woman’s attractiveness on every single occasion in every single venue no matter how irrelevant it is. Build up a dating culture entirely dependent on a female’s beauty. Teach children that only attractive women will ever get anywhere in life, will ever be praised, will ever find love and have a family, will ever have a chance at happiness, are worth knowing, are worth being.
Step 2: Mock women for caring about how they look. Call them shallow.
one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
I’m disgusted by my ability to get this joke
one might even call it
I don’t get this obsession with spike jonze. I mean i like his movies and he seems like a chill kind of guy. But everyone seems to be infatuated with him. Maybe it’s like a benedict cumberbatch-martin freeman-mads mikkelsen-esque thing. Wait no spike jonze is much more physically appealing in a more obvious way than the gruesome threesome